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The honest guide to what to avoid
Hotel restaurants at the mall
The restaurant strip facing the Burj Khalifa Fountain in Dubai Mall is genuinely excellent for the view and the fountain show experience. The food quality at most of these venues is deliberately secondary — they're primarily selling the setting. Eat here for the fountain; don't expect the food to be the reason. Exception: some restaurants (Thiptara Thai, Rivington Bar & Grill) are genuinely good by any standard.
Tourist shawarma on JBR Walk
The shawarma on the JBR beachfront costs 25–35 AED and is a pale shadow of the 8–12 AED original available on Al Rigga Road in Deira. If you want good shawarma in Jumeirah, Leila on The Walk is a reasonable Lebanese chain at fair prices. Avoid the anonymous street-facing wraps shops charging tourist premiums.
Spinneys and Choithrams in the tourist belt
Not restaurants, but worth noting: supermarkets in tourist areas charge significantly more than the same chains in residential areas (Karama, Al Barsha, Satwa). If you want to stock up on snacks, water and basics, a taxi to a Carrefour in a residential mall will save you 30–40% versus the Spinneys in the JBR or Dubai Mall.